Ever wonder what you'd look like on South Park?

-DCB

See how well you know me ...

I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

-DCB

Much love to Sarah Lane on The Screensavers for this damn good website. Head on over to archive.org's Web Way Back Machine and take a peek at some websites as they used to appear. Is there a site you used to like to go to, but isn't there any more? You might just find it there. As an example, here's an early incarnation of my friend Paul's Smash Factory site. If anyone comes up with any other good ones, post it in the comments for all to enjoy.

-DCB

Why do I suddenly have the urge? Hmmmm .....

-DCB

It's a little distressing to find out you're shorter than Barry Manilow. He writes the songs that make the whole world sing AND he's taller than I am. No wonder I can't get any chicks.

-DCB

Hello my name is Dan ::crowded room responds "hello Dan":: and I'm addicted to gadgets. Its all so very true. My one true weakness. Gizmos, tech gear, geek accessories, whatever you want to call them, they are my Achilles heel. Case in point, not less than 3 months ago I bought myself a T-Mobile Sidekick II, which I've enjoyed the hell out of and highly recommend. But already I've grown tired of it. So what am I to do? Well, I bought myself a palmOne Treo 650. What's wrong with me, can't I ever be satisfied with the not-so-green grass on this side of the fence? Anyhow, the good news is it looks like its already on the fedex truck to be delivered today. Maybe as early as tomorrow I'll have that bad boy fired up and runnin'. What's this all mean to anyone reading this? Slightly better looking pictures on my MoBlog, and ... umm, that's pretty much it. CURSE YOU, TECHNOLOGY!

-DCB

:: UPDATE ::
It has arrived, its charging, and holy crap its actually smaller than my sidekick. I've yet to delve into what it can do, but already I'm in love.

I just spotted this sweet baby over on engadget. Its a cinema bed. Apparently it has a fold out screen with a projector and a home theater system. And it has a place for a DVD player which I imagine I could substitute an xbox there instead. I'm telling ya, if they sold a deluxe model that came with a toilet, minifridge and microwave, lookout. Then all I'd have to do is put it by a window, direct all deliveries from the mail, UPS, and Peapod to that window, and I'd never have to leave the bed again. Although there is the tricky business of getting paid to live in my bed. I'm sure I could find a corporate sponsor. Oh yeah, they're gonna have to bury me in a Steinway box.

-DCB